What is Life

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
egoistrattus
egoistrattus

I love how Philza is so utterly unintimidated by the Binary Entity.

For a bit of context, the Binary Entity showed up during Philza's stream today and threw him a potato while flying around (so far, it has given Leo's Hat, Richarlyson's hat, an apple, a poppy, and a scythe to their respective parents. I'm not sure if it's given something related to Ramon to give to Fit yet).

Something really funny I noticed in the clip during the interaction was that the Entity very clearly kept its distance from Phil, tossing the potato from the air and then immediately dipping, flying off.

boggmann
mornington-the-crescent:
“solarpunkcast:
“ eeveelutionsforequality:
“ rtrixie:
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“Welcome to the future, where you don’t own anything and the stuff you rent stops working once your phone has no signal.
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rtrixie

Welcome to the future, where you don’t own anything and the stuff you rent stops working once your phone has no signal.

rickjameskinkshame

App powered car? 🤦‍♀️

rtrixie

I wish people remembered the age old wisdom that if something doesn’t absolutely require an Internet connection to function, it shouldn’t be connected to the internet - same goes for apps.

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WHY IS A CATFOOD DISPENSER CONNECTED TO THE INTERNET

eeveelutionsforequality

Sometimes I’m glad that I’m too poor for my “cool future stuff” monkey brain to be set loose to buy stupid shit like this.

solarpunkcast

please please please do not buy into the Internet of Things. Digital displays for appliances are one thing, but you shouldn’t need the fucking internet to do your laundry or use the fridge.

mornington-the-crescent

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boggmann
unexplained-events

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The Scooby-Doo Project (1999)

The Scooby-Doo Project is a Halloween special that aired in commercial segments during Cartoon Network's Scooby-Doo, Where Are You! marathon on October 31, 1999.

Each "commercial" was a mix of live action handheld footage with traditional hand drawn animations which parodied its source material, The Blair Witch Project (1999), very well.

You can watch the 20 min youtube video (linked above) which pieces all of the segments together.

yyuuraii
transgenderswagcompetition

*This poll is for how much trans swag a character has, canonical transness isn’t relevant to this particular poll

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Transgender swag competition round 1: c!Eret (Dream Smp) vs Isaac Moriah (The Binding of Issac)

c!Eret

Issac Moriah

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conarcoin

vote for c!eret, she is a genderqueer character created and played by a real genderqueer person. she has a pride castle. she is just generally a sweetheart and has done only one thing wrong in her life but she's really sorry about it

conarcoin

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(please note this poll is talking about c!eret, the fictional character from dream smp, which is a semi-scripted roleplay series! not just a group of dudes playing minecraft)

angelpaperclip
angelpaperclip

Chayanne only doing things when Philza asks him to reminded me of when Phil was in VidCon so Chayanne stopped cooking because he ‘missed his dad too much so he wasn’t in the mood’

It was probably just a different admin coming up with an excuse, but I love the idea of Chayanne secretly being the clingiest egg in the server but he’s so subtle about it his dad still thinks he’s chill & independent. What a papa’s boy.

angelpaperclip

Chayanne, externally: “Hello, Sir! Ready to go back into the fields, sir!”

Chayanne, internally: holy shit holy shit my dad is here my dad is here he’s here to spend time with me i love him i love him i love my dad he’s the best he’s the coolest in the world his name is philza minecraft is so brave he’s the bravest man I’ve ever met when I look at him I think daaamn he’s so brave

usagi-yoichi
pogidoow

AO3 is under a DDoS attack meaning that the servers are purposefully being overwhelmed by an attacker. Please do not refresh ao3 related links because each time you do, another request is sent to the servers meaning you are contributing to the DDoS! Wait for the official announcement from their twitter and then visit the site because the servers will keep crashing otherwise!

Image is showing a screenshot of two tweets from the account @AO3_Status. First tweet states: "It looks like the Archive is under a DDoS attack causing the servers to fall over. Our volunteer sysadmins are working on countermeasures. Please be patient with us, we'll be back!". The following tweet from the same account states: "A DDOS attack is when an attacker attempts to knock a site offline by overwhelming it with requests: [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Denial-of-service_attack] Data is not compromised in a DDOS attack, so there is no need to change your password at this time."ALT
usagi-yoichi

Updates on Twitter say attack is over but the site’s still pretty slow so no point in rushing over, especially for posting

qsmpcensusbureau
qsmpcensusbureau

Glad to see the one thing the Minecraft community can agree on: Philza Minecraft is an Ant and he love love loves sand NOT for eating but to instead sort every grain into color-coded SAND PITS where his ANT COLONY plays because he was NEVER THE CROW GUY he was always the ANT GUY. And now we all get to play in his TRICOLOR SAND PIT for ALL ETERNITY. “What about wilbur?!” I hear you ask, FEAR NOT… he feeds his son… the finest grains of sand from the RARE SAND GENE that only ANTS (like Philza Minecraft!) CAN SMELL. Don’t step on PHILZA MINECRAFT he will DIE!

fallengrizzly
razberrypuck

one of my favorite things charlie's done ever is just Decide that qmariana uses he/she pronouns. making all his own characters gay and trans isn't enough he needs to make everyone else queer too

razberrypuck

additionally: he fully commits to using both sets of pronouns when referring to qmariana its not just calling him his wife and using he/him the rest of the time. he transes peoples genders AND respects the pronouns he assigned them

fallengrizzly

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